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The Best Story Ever by CatholicFox, literature

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The Best Story Ever

The Best Story You Will Ever Read Well… for some reason I have about 12 pencils in my book bag and NONE OF THEN ARE SHARPENED! (Except for the one that I am writing with of course) Ok… let's just say that I am at my grandparents' farm. I am walking through a field and I discover this underground shelter. Having no thoughts whatsoever about the dangers that may lie ahead I walk into the shelter. When I get to the inside I discover a wooden door on the floor (you know, kinda like a trap door thing). Anyway, I move away the dirt and insects, find the handle and open the door, to my surprise I f

I Hear A Knock On The Door by CatholicFox, literature

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I Hear A Knock On The Door

I hear a knock on the door…I open the door and look outside. Nobody is there, so I'm all like wtf. Then I look down and see the bag. Immediately I run outside to try and find out who left their bag on my doorstep. (I mean they probably want it back.) "They couldn't have gotten far", I say to myself, so I run to the street and see no one. Just when I start to turn around KABOOM!!! (My house blows up.) Now I'm all like "Hey man that's not cool!" "What do you freakin want!" (No one answers) I see that the bag has just now landed at my feet. I decide to look inside… Ok a key… and a card with a phone number on the back of it… "Oh look five bu

Matts Gangster Diary by CatholicFox, literature

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Matts Gangster Diary

Matt's Gangster Diary 10/19/06 What is up, my dawg, diary. Yo, to the M, to the a, to the double-T. Its Matt, foo, comin' to get joo. Ok so the other day I was like, Yo whattup, G-biscuit, to my home-slice, you know. And so hes like, what? Im not a Biscuit, an' I especially aint your G. So I says, Yo man, whats wrong wit choo? Just playin', yo. So he says yo, whateva. So we go to the joint, an' hes all like, yo how much money use got? An' I says, Huh man? I aint done brought no dough. So he's all like, whateva man. Yo T-Bone! Put this on my tab. An' Im' all like, yo, sup T. Can I get a quarter- whopper? Think my hiver's made of

Matt's Journal, Hamlet by CatholicFox, literature

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Matt's Journal, Hamlet

Matt's Journal 11/1/2006' Yo diary, I just wanna go home. Let's go home. I need to stop thinking for just a day. Lawlz Mr. B. just put a hard cover book (approximately 10 in by 7 in) on my desk. It has a very ugly dood on the cover. His name may be Hamlet, because that is what it says above his ugly face. Then again it may be a guy called William Shakespeare – that name is above his horrific face too. Now that I look more closely at the disfigured individual's face, I acknowledge the possibility that this homosapien (assumed of course) is in fact female. Thin eyebrows, thin eyes, red lips, long fingernails, long flowering hair, yes. There

Journal 2 by CatholicFox, literature

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Journal 2

Matt's Jounal Entry 9/20/2006 Ok so Dear dairy, I'm bored so Im going to randomly choose 4 names from the back of the girl's sweater sitting in front of me. Ok here's a good one, Tanner Verk. DOOD! I haven't heart the name tanner since I lived in Wisconsin. Ahh Wisconsin Tanner was a friend of mine, along with John Baker and Chris Peterson. Ok back to the names. Justin Neville. HAHA Nevile! From Harry Potter. Christina Nekuda. Wonder if she's hot. Vince Swaney. Cool name. Wonder if he plays WoW. Wonder what server he's on. Wonder what class he is. Wonder what level he is! Ok my right arm is starting to hurt. Time to right with my left ha

Journal by CatholicFox, literature

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Journal

Matt's Journal Entry 9/11/2006 Hmm so today was that one day. OH yeah forgot to say: Dear diary, OK so Tim said he's gonna get wild. This is a cool thing. Mr. B. just put a book on my desk – some book about beans… and trees. Weird. OK so yeah, my rogue twink is insanely strong. Yesterday, I critted a backstab fo 316 DAMAGE!!! Yes that is THREE ONE SIX, 316 DAMAGE!!! That's RIDICULOUSLY strong for a level 28 rogue. Yeah, its all thanks to Josh for helping me get Toxic Revenge. That dagger pwns, and it seems to have a decent proc rate. I mean, COME ON!! 316 backstab crrt! I'm wondering I should respec to an improved ambush/backstab spec j

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An Add-on Story -Collab- by StardustHorizon, literature

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An Add-on Story -Collab-

One day, Hitler decided to make freshly baked chocolate-chip cookies... But, he looked his cabinet for the files....THERE WAS...THERE WAS A COMMUNIST PANCAKE FERRET! Hitler stared at the communist Pancake ferret and took it into his arms. There he began to pet it and decided it would be best if he... Called it "Mr. Floofykins."And gave it a sparkling Swastika collar. That had a voice translator so whenever it meeped, it would translate into "DIE, JEWISH SCUM" Mr. Floofykins decided that Hitler was a faggot because hitler had a dazed look on his face when he was staring at Mr. Floofykins. The ferret meeped...and the translator seemed to be b

The Runner by The-Bewildered-Soul, literature

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The Runner

1. You're at the Starting line Your heart is pounding Your Anxiety is high You Hear the Voices READY You become even more nervous You become anxious The voices again RUNNERS SET POW you hear the gun and you're off 2. Half Mile, The Emotions Have been Drained Your Heart is POunding And the Sweat is Appearing You're Neck-to-Neck With The Other Teams The Pounding of Feet is All around You 3. One Mile Your Lungs Begin To Burn You're Breathin' hard You See Others Begin To Slow You Hear All The People Cheerin' Some For You Others Not But You Don't Care Cuz You Know You're Half Way Done 4. A Mile And A Half You feel the b

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Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: Iowa
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Operating System: um...idk...a computer?
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Shell of choice: WTF
Personal Quote: "I do what I want"

Favourite Movies

Drumline or Monty Pithon And The Holy Grail

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

The Who & Steppenwolf

Favourite Writers

Jonathan Stroud

Favourite Games

Monopoly, oh and Halo

Favourite Gaming Platform

Nnintendo Wii

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New York Jets, XC, History, Traveling, Music, Foxes

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CatholicFox

Jun 18, 2007

HOLY CRAP

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WOW!!! I have been gone a long time. The 246 deviations and 220 messages proves it. I cant believe I even remembered my password. Schools out! YAY. Thats about all Ive got, so until next time.(never know when that might be) Well if any of you are wondering where I am (which I highly doubt any of you are) I am here- ~XC-Runner09 (https://www.deviantart.com/xc-runner09) Have a great summer!

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CatholicFox

Mar 11, 2007

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Hello, I am makeing a new name. It is something that I have thought and thought about and i've finally decided to do it. Its going to be hard enough as it is to change everything and to make my other user name which is XC-Runner09 (https://www.deviantart.com/xc-runner09) as good as this one was. For those who watch me could you plz watch XC-Runner09 (https://www.deviantart.com/xc-runner09) , thankyou. I will still probably be on with this username every onece in a while, but any new deviations will be added to XC-Runner09 (https://www.deviantart.com/xc-runner09) 's gallery. I am changing my name for many reasons, but i do not have the time to state them. Hopefully this will be a change for the better. Thankyou.

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CatholicFox

Mar 2, 2007

New Club

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wie geht's everyone, I made a new club! Its called RocknRollFans (https://www.deviantart.com/rocknrollfans). If anybody would like to join plz let me know. We Got this huge blizzard today and i completely shut  down everything so we had no school! Yay! We cant have school tomarrow either. Gotta love it! well thats about all. Until I can think of something else :wave: later -------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: Bout Time! Happy:ya it is about time, I mean just couldn't get the ball in the hold. I wanted to but I just couldn't do it. -------- That one crazy guy: You will not make this put...JACKASS! ----------------------------------------

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what up?

Wow 1 whole year since i posted that last journal.

nice pics.

I like your personal quote......

Xtreme2252

Mar 11, 2007

hello random deviant!

Nice gallery

soaku

Mar 10, 2007

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CatholicFox

Mar 10, 2007

OMG, I swar, when i find out who created these damn chains im gonna...um... im gonna... well idk yet